Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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