Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
FUCK WHALES
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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