I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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