So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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