Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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