this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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