Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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