butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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