In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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