I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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