No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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