Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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