physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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