you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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