So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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