No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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