is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Sorry about my life...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
