super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You were trust falling into bushes
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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