Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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