I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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