After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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