I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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