The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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