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Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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