Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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