How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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