she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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