Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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