He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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There's always time for handjobs
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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