i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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