She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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