Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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