Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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