I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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