Can i not drive my cunt home
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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