I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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