I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
