I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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