Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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