Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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