I skipped work to stalk him.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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