This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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