i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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