all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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