Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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