So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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