Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I feel like abortions should bother me more
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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