Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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