too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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