You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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