what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
