Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This is classic penis vs brain.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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