She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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