Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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