Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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