I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
they're like a gay fantastic four
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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